Hello, I'm Cadence Wuerflein, the founder of NOVUS. I was born in Aurora, Colorado in 1985 on August 17th. When I was 8 years old, I saved the mayor’s cat, Buster, from a tree and was awarded the key to the city. My dad was a tunnel rat in Vietnam, bravely clearing out what he called the "Victor Charlie" in tunnels. I graduated from Harvard at age 15 with my Ph.D. in chemical engineering. I was the campaign manager to Obama and served in his cabinet. I served in the Air Force chemical engineer making the cure to cancer. When in service during the Second Battle of Fallujah, I lost 15 of my colleagues and my friends and I suffered from PTSD, survivor's guilt, and depression. I moved away from all my family and went to Arizona desert I stayed there in seclusion for 4 years. But one day when I was at the store after therapy, I witnessed a robbery, stopped it, and realized that I had a purpose. I went to my house, grabbed my wallet and phone, bought a house in Washington DC, founded this party, and now I'm running for president.
In other news, I have a Rottweiler and a Pitbull, too. I think they're misunderstood creatures, and I belief they should be unbanned in places like Denver. |